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buy mugs tshirts and magnets

1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.
Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

buy mugs tshirts and magnets
by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010
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porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet
I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.
by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007
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car magnets

This is when one car turns and the car behind it seems to attach itself to the first car to make the turn with him.
you are stuck in traffic and so u wave on a car to get across and the car behind takes full advantage of your kindness and crosses with him as if they were attached with car magnets.
by rageagainsthemachine May 17, 2010
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turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.
Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.
by boggler March 18, 2005
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meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.
I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.
by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008
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fucking magnets

a line from the song miricles by insane clown posse, possibly one of the stupidest songs ever, in the song they ask easily answerd questions that somehow they just cant figure out like "why do some mountains have presidents on them?", or "why are my kids black?"
ICP: fucking magnets how do they work?

4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another

ICP: wtf? h4x
by blakizzle April 19, 2010
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booboo magnets

Shoes that track/pick up lots of doodoo (poop)
Damn bro you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in my house.
by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021
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