Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Mac Attack

Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.

Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'

by El Shrimpy January 29, 2009

Mac Attack

The sudden urge for Apple products. Extreme jealousy of people who have the Apple products you desire.

Mary: Have you been to the new Apple store?
Molly: Yeah. It gave me some serious Mac Attacks. I wanted everything in there! I was so jealous.

by dum2u November 26, 2009

mac attack

An incurably strong urge to eat mac n' cheese.

After not eating breakfast or lunch, Jake was on the mac attack.

by invader_chris April 16, 2005

mac attack

getting a blow job while eating a big mac

i went to mcdonalds, and ordered a big mac. a hot girl walked in while i was eating my big mac and i asked her if she'd give me a mac attack.

by pettoisbeast January 31, 2010

mac attack

The feeling you get AFTER eating food from McDonalds.

1. Dude, I hope you have a change of shorts for me... I feel a mac attack coming on

by IrishCreem April 1, 2007

mac attack

when a whole bunch o boys come to you talkin junk

When I went to Six Flags I was mac-attacked, all these boyz were trying to talk to me like they knew me.

by beauty queen May 23, 2005