Economic Maguire

When the person in charge of the country's economy does not have a clue of what they're doing and is unintentionally sabotaging the economy from within

I can't believe that he still thinks he's saving the country's economy by introducing that new ridiculous bill. What he's actually doing is going full economic Maguire to the country instead.

by dabryan December 1, 2022

Bully Maguire

The strongest character in history. He can even defeat everyone with a single sentence. I missed the part where that's my problem.

Guy: I think I'm dying!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by Bully. Maguire April 26, 2022

Harry Maguire

A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.

Manchester United Fan: "Mom, can we get a fridge?"
Mom: "We already have Harry Maguire."

by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020

MacGuyverism

The uncanny ability to use ones surroundings to overcome any situation. Exceptional improvisational skills a must. Quick wit and creativity also play a major role in MacGuyverism.

I shall get us out of this situation, for I am a master of MacGuyverism!

by Jeremy Harrison May 25, 2006

Bully Maguire

Leader of the bullymaguirism. A legend. THE most powerful god. Father of shrek.

Sun: MUAHAHAH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*

Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*

by WestriderNilo0879 January 20, 2022

maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

Tobey Maguire

A phenomenal actor and producer who has starred in various films like Brothers, the Spider-Man Trilogy, The Great Gatsby, and Seabiscuit. He is especially known around the world for his definitive portrayal of Spider-Man/Peter Parker. Tobey Maguire stands out from other actors as a result of his incredible ability to convey emotion through his face which earned him a golden-globe nomination. You can tell what he’s feeling and why just by looking at his face which is a hard feat to pull off consistently. Recently he’s transitioned into a producer who runs “Material Pictures,” with two recent financial success that have both been bought by Amazon (and consequently are available on Amazon Prime) like Brittany Runs A Marathon (2019) and Duked (2020).

Girlfriend: Leave me alone
Boyfriend: Come on, let me help you out.
Girlfriend: You don't know what I'm feeling!
Boyfriend: Girl, you’re Tobey Maguire. I know exactly what you’re feeling.

by CristianoMuller March 1, 2021