Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.
by G-Union February 24, 2004
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Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.
by HRH Satan November 28, 2009
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Me: I really like this girl Maggie (Margaret)... she's the best.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.
by hawke-attack December 15, 2011
Get the Maggie (Margaret) mug.One of the most unique and interesting creatures to ever live; a stunning sight to see. She has a mysterious vibe that is fascinatingly attractive. She has a darker side that can draw fear into the most fearless of individuals, yet she is the one of the shyest, sweetest, most caring, loving, and passionate people to exist. Figuring her out 100% seems nearly impossible; it would bring about an adventure more fascinating than anything the human brain could ever imagine. Her personality is in a category of its own, and can never be duplicated. Many only dream of experiencing such an adventure of having her by their side during their life, and perhaps one lucky person will. She leaves an everlasting impression that can catch any individual off guard; truly unforgettable. One cannot argue that she is indeed special, and some say even that's an understatement. She is capable of breaking the hardest of hearts and healing the most shattered ones. She is highly intriguing to say the least; an incredible joy to be around. Some might consider themselves highly fortunate to have her as part of his or her life; some say it is an incredible honor to hold her friendship, and a greater one to hold her companionship. It's been stated that she brings one's greatest, unimaginable fantasy to reality. She is, in fact, one of the most incredible and spectacular creatures ever to walk the earth. Attempting to perfectly define this fascinating individual is equivalent to attempting the impossible.
I remember the day I met her, it was instant attraction. She made me feel like I have never felt before. There is, and forever will be, only one MeggieJoe.
by MastaofInsanity November 29, 2011
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Person 1: "Have you watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead yet?"
Person 2: "Yes, but I am still confused as to if Maggie Rhee is still pregnant."
Person 1: "Same here. I have been wondering that for a while."
Person 2: "Yes, but I am still confused as to if Maggie Rhee is still pregnant."
Person 1: "Same here. I have been wondering that for a while."
by dwingabistol February 11, 2019
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