Lysander

one of the lovers in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream

Demetrius:"... and Lysander, yield thy crazed title to my certain right!"

by BowTieGirl June 14, 2003

dirty lysander

A Dirty Lysander is the best kind of Lysander. Lysanders should be kept partially covered by dirt, dust or a similarly unclean substance at all times to best emulate their natural habitats.

Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.

I can't wait to get this pile of mulch home so my Dirty Lysander can roll around in it and then go on urban dictionary and make up definitions about his name.

by Foodforfaeries November 28, 2020

lysandro

A lysandro is a very fearless person. He is VERY sweet but sometimes can have a little bit of a temper. He usually has dark brown hair and is tall.

Have you seen someone fearless. Ya he looks like a lysandro

by Eliza kendle December 15, 2018

LeSandre

The really pretty girl who every guy is attracted to and every person would love to know.

"Hey her name is LeSandre!"
"WHERE? SHE HAS TO BE PRETTY!!!

by patrick123123 November 21, 2010

Lysandra

1. the prettiest girl ever. she is generally amazing. with massive boobs. tends to fall for guys easily. can fit whole rice cakes in her mouth. writes music. enjoys caressing salmon coloured buttons.
she chases windmills and loves hobits.

generally friends with people with personalities like a mel or brooke.

happy. loves life!

2. a movie that girls find stupid and males get stiffies on.

"omg! did you see that Lysandra on youtube?"

"lets make a Lysandra"

by BIllyBrownUncut92 October 20, 2008

Lysanderoth

A True Master Of Deception.
Shot Everyone In The Village.
Will Make The World As Beutiful As Him.

Lysanderoth: "And Now Its Time To Finish The Job, Goodbye Archibald"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"

by fwefff June 9, 2023

Lysander

a teenager who lives in Shepton Mallet, likes knives, and kicks arse.

Lysander lives in Shepton Mallet.
Which sucks ass.
Great.

by lysander March 24, 2003