1.The act of humping while while your legs are asleep, numb, or dead. It releases a shivering sensation down the legs.
2.The act of a human or animal squatting out of pain to use the bathroom at a bad time.
2.The act of a human or animal squatting out of pain to use the bathroom at a bad time.
1. "Oh Bob, looks like the Gerbert had a little too much to drink, he is lumping the stool again."
2. Out of excruciating pain and prevalence, the man was left lumping in the bathroom line.
2. Out of excruciating pain and prevalence, the man was left lumping in the bathroom line.
by Krystal Klear August 27, 2013
Get the Lumping mug.Essentially a very low effort run. Involves the bouncier motion found with running but the gait itself is that of a walk.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
"How was your morning?"
"It was pretty good, Katrina and I went for a lump." (Noun)
"It too hot to run so im just gonna go lumping instead."
"It was pretty good, Katrina and I went for a lump." (Noun)
"It too hot to run so im just gonna go lumping instead."
by Khocky April 17, 2023
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Origionating in urban america circa 2004, this verb is used to describe any activity which cannot otherwise be described using the english language.
when witnessing something that isn't permissible, but can't be pinned down to a single term: "don't you be frog lumping man"
by Harrison Reed May 23, 2004
Get the frog lumping mug.putting (or lumping) all asian peoples into one depicting category that does not fit all asian people or cultures.
by blue shirt February 11, 2022
Get the Asian Lumping mug.A replacement of the "F" words F*** and F***ing. Made popular by Princess Lumpy from Adventure Time on CartoonNetwork.
by BrandiiiLynnn July 7, 2010
Get the Lump/Lumping mug.umpa-lumping(oom-pa loom-ping) is a very verstile word
definition 1- swaying from side to side while you are walking..like an umpa-lumpa
definition 2- a word that is synonymous with slacking, faking, or lacking in some attribute.
definition 3- when a person is not acting logically and doing something stupid
definition 1- swaying from side to side while you are walking..like an umpa-lumpa
definition 2- a word that is synonymous with slacking, faking, or lacking in some attribute.
definition 3- when a person is not acting logically and doing something stupid
definitiion 1: you see that girl walking, she straight umpa-lumping with she got a broken leg
definition 2: oh, he didn't turn in your paper for you. He is umpa-lumping hard core
definition 3: she jumped off the bus. she is umpa-lumping like a mofo.
definition 2: oh, he didn't turn in your paper for you. He is umpa-lumping hard core
definition 3: she jumped off the bus. she is umpa-lumping like a mofo.
by AFallet1 June 15, 2012
Get the Umpa-Lumping mug.1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.
2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."
2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."
3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."
2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."
3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
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