One of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Every room they walk into instantly lights up when they smile. They tend to crack a lot of jokes, which are sometimes awkward but always funny. Guys practically line up to spend time with them, because they know how special they are. Lucies are usually on the taller side, with brown eyes, brown hair, a great bod, and an incredible personality. If you know a Lucie, never let them go and cherish every second with them. If you're their best friend, count yourself super lucky. A Lucie will make you feel like the most special person in the world, and you should make them feel the same way. They are also super easy to fall in love with, and can charm anyone they please.
by orangejuiceandoreosmydude September 15, 2018
Get the Lucie mug.A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
Get the Louie Slugger mug.A Jersey Louie is a right-hand turn followed by an immediate U-turn near the same intersection, in simulation of the compulsory jug-handle left turns common in the State of New Jersey. They intentionally effectuate a very safe left turn over the intersection , and are similar in shape to a jug-handle turn (without actually being one). A Jersey Louie is a ideal for when an accident or other fuck-up is clogging your egress leftward. Legend has it that Jersey Louies are the informal antecedent of formal jug-handle intersections.
Hotchkiss: I need to turn Eastbound but that ice cream truck is busted down in the left turn lane.
Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.
Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !
Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.
Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !
by joedaprogramma July 28, 2016
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by WiLLiam06 April 14, 2020
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Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!
by noyc2013 October 26, 2013
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by Lachizzle April 19, 2018
Get the Lucien Lachance mug.An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partner’s purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.
“Omg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!”
“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”
“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”
by AGoodLad June 16, 2020
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