loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006

Loser Cruiser

A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.

Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

loser cruiser

a really shitty car

That 91 sundance is a real LOSER CRUISER!

by Heather October 28, 2003

loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

Loser Cruiser

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.

"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

by Retardo Montobond January 3, 2009

Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

by Helix5537 July 16, 2023