limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

loleringss

The most stupid person ever. Is gay, and has a fucking stupid blue hat.

You look like a Loleringss

by Idiotlolerings September 4, 2019

lobeing

To deeply connect with another human being. Feeling known, mind melding, being understood, being seen, and speaking without talking are all elements of lobeing.

The lobeing was unparalleled, and we were high from the conversation as we drove across the great expanse of desert.

by playapepper July 11, 2014

File Loitering

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy

Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.

by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Loitering

Littering, but with people.

Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.

by People Litterer May 24, 2016

Lowering Streamdards

When you begin lowering your standards on Netflix and/or other streaming services by watching content you previously felt nauseated by, in hopes of finding new methods for passing time.

John : "I cant find anything to watch on Netflix"
Micheal : "You should try lowering streamdards! That way you can find new content to consume"

by BoredContentConsumer March 26, 2020

Lorening

A very extreme way of describing attention seeking so despret they may spread a rumor about themselves or do weird thing to attract people's attention And be melodramatic on things or just make things up

"Jane said she was attacked by a tramp"

"O she'l just be Lorening"

by MehMeeppeepmeh October 31, 2011