The Loogootee Steamroller

The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.

"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."

by El lumpo December 1, 2018

Longobardo

to have sexual relations with one of your cousins

Anthony longobardoed hannah over the weekend

by sixty niner November 4, 2010

eva longoria

An actress best known for playing Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. I don't care what anyone says, she's gorgeous!

Eva Longoria is #1 in my opinion. Also, she supports the San Antonio Spurs

by Regina Filange July 1, 2005

Mongo longo

Stupid or dumb in Spanish

Jeff can be described in two words: mongo longo

by Football13 July 29, 2012

Longoloid

adjective combining the words ‘long’ and ‘mongoloid’ to describe a lanky retard

‘That kid is such a longoloid’

by ewizzlespizzle September 8, 2018

luongo

verb: to choke to give up

To fail

Noun: a sieve a collander

v: Jimmy almost made it with that hot babe, then he did a luongo and went home alone....again

n: we drained our spaghetti in a Luongo mama brought home from Vancouver.

by The Sieverator1 May 15, 2011

eva longoria

the only thing that makes Desperate Housewives worth watching

Person 1: Wanna watch Desperate Housewives?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: Who cares, Eva Longoria is in it!
Person 2: Turn it on!

by fdsgsdfgdsfgfds September 12, 2008