Longhorns

The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.
USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!
by Jen in Austin January 09, 2006
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1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.
by deplemisher April 25, 2003
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When the top of a thong a girl is wearing shows above her pants, forming a shape much like a longhorn bull's head.
Yo, check out the chick in the blue, that's a nice longhorn she's showing!
by DukeofURL December 27, 2004
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a tea sip, a nipple piercing, weed-smoking stain on the future of humanity that festers in Austin TX
Ricky Williams gave up a fortune and glory in the NFL because he is an idiotic, dope-smoking longhorn
by Gig 'Em Ags August 24, 2004
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1.) Individual with lacking intelligence and extremely dillusional prospects at a chance of glory not involving sucking from the teats of their fathers. (i.e. Chris Simms!)
2.) Animal always forced to watch its own ass in fear of another visit from Mack Brown. (i.e. Sodomy)
1.) I'm such a longhorn after making out with that dude!
by goingFor5inArow August 29, 2004
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Longhorning

The act of grasping two individuals with one hand by their anus by support of one’s pinky and thumb while said individuals are butt to butt.
Me and the Mrs decided to try some crystal meth and ended up bringing home the supplier and got ourselves into some longhorning and now my ass hurts.
by PhatTuesday December 12, 2019
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the school who's football team cant beat the SOONERS!
Jethro,We shouldnt even watch this game because the SOONERS are gonna kick our ass again for the 4th straight year!
by SoonerClassOf'96 July 29, 2003
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