Lonedonging

To use a dildo by urself.

The girl was caught lonedonging by her boyfriend because he couldn't satisfy her.

by Trying2hard1019 July 15, 2015

Langdonged

To give a girl the entire Langdong - a feat very rarely achieved.

Guy: ‘I was railing Edward’s bird yesterday. I langdonged her real nice - she loved it.’
Guy 2: ‘What the BJesus, Edward’s bird is your sister’

by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 24, 2020

longgadog

A mix between longganisa, a sweet or garlicky sausage found in the Philippines, and a hotdog.

Could be used as a euphemism for penis.

Hey, eat my longgadog! - Manny Pacquiao's stalker account, supposedly

by Diethster February 14, 2021

longgadog

A made-up word for penis

Person: Hey, wanna eat my longgadog?

by TheRealKizu July 31, 2020

longalong

A common spanish last name, given to families who care a lot about their loved ones like their girlfriends, wives etc.

You'll be heaps lucky if you were to meet one, or even more if you were with one.

Woman 1: Do you know _____ Longalong?
Woman 2: Yeah, he's awesome!
Woman 1: I wish i knew him so he can spoil me.

by BioCaution July 6, 2011

longovonge

the act of savagely penetrating a lady's baby factory

dylan had some longovonge with Clamidia Junction's (CJ'S) clap infested snatch,( aka "gettin' busy) lord how i pity him.

by mitchell"3lb."koch February 15, 2005

longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.

When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.

by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013