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LongShanks

A Bisexual retard dating the trap Yoda(WC) he used to be a normal /pol/ historian that went full weeb and gay one day, no one knows what disease attacked him but by God theres no cure. Name is based of cool English monarch. Very protective of his bitch Yoda.
Someone: *Says something insulting about Yoda*

LongShanks: *Goes on a long rant about why they're wrong and why hes not gay for dating yoda*
by NotSoNormalGuy December 3, 2019
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Longshanks

Word for man with a Long Shank.

Also known as Male species who can handle himself better than most in the nocturnal activities held with the opposite sex.
Oooh I bet that guy over there has a Long Shank.

Oh baby, this guy I met last night could Long Shank it all night long.
by Trudy1069 June 7, 2005
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spicy longshanks

Spicy Longshanks is the ultimate pwnage pirate. Sailing the mb's at GameFAQs, he is usually found on the punk and social boards. If you see him give him money.
Hey girl, I heard that Spicy Longshanks was a hot sonbeech
by Justin February 28, 2004
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