The act of placing an Alka-Seltzer tablet in a woman's vagina after getting her wet as a way of improving sexual pleasure.
by Dastardly Dave May 18, 2025
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by VegetaReviews69 March 27, 2020
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by rcm1520 March 30, 2020
Get the Loida mug.when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
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by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009
Get the A Hot Landa mug.Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
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by くもり May 5, 2022
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by Songalonga November 5, 2009
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