A rather frightening and unusually prolonged attack from Logan resulting in the rubbing of his man titties and stomach on the nearest part of the victims body while simultaneously creating a series of high pitched squeels and shreeks accompanied by extremely strange facial expressions similar to that of a common retard.
That poor soul (Kyle) was walking down the ally minding his own business when he was suddenly Loganed.
by A sole survivor September 1, 2008
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by Paul-Pierre Smalls December 9, 2008
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The skeletal, older-woman hands that appear on young girls, such as Lindsay Lohan, when they abuse drugs, don't get enough sleep, and toy with eating disorders. The end result is that the metacarpals of the girl's hands are more obvious than they should be. May be combined with nicotine-staining and/or freckles.
"That chick was kind of hot, but did you check out her lohands? I wouldn't let her anywhere near my junk."
by Sean_of_the_Living April 23, 2010
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