by Chickabong October 07, 2011
A term used to describe a gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
Person One: Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?!?
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
by Splurge24 August 19, 2008
by Ratzy April 13, 2006
by Frank Grapes July 24, 2003
A failed attempt at a Dutch Oven which results in the culprit shitting the bed with the victim still under the sheets.
by Filthy Jew January 14, 2005
A group of homosexual Americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
"Hello! I'm Milt, and I'm here for the Republican Victory Party!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
by seeker6079 February 23, 2006
When a man performs an incest threesome with his sister and mother on the hardwood floor of a log cabin in the anal depths of the forests of lawrenceburg, tennessee. this act is commonly performed by tom lyons
ME: Yo tommy boy i heard you tennessee log cabined with erin and mama lyons
TOM: yea man i jizzed all over that hardwood floor. oh and ricky rubio is a beast look at his stats.
ME: Lyons shut the fuck up just look at you you are a mess.
TOM: well at least im not a jew
SIYA: OHHHHHHH SHITTT NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN MY BASEMENT!!
TOM: yea man i jizzed all over that hardwood floor. oh and ricky rubio is a beast look at his stats.
ME: Lyons shut the fuck up just look at you you are a mess.
TOM: well at least im not a jew
SIYA: OHHHHHHH SHITTT NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN MY BASEMENT!!
by alexmacksuglybitches January 12, 2009