lolitics

1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.

2:An image in the lolotics category

"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"

"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"

by metheuspro January 8, 2009

Lodiye

Lodiye is a child with special needs that resides in valley junction in west Des Moines, Iowa and has a doordash addiction

Person1: Omg your such a lodiye
Person2: bro take that back

by Lodiye john lado lemi spediye June 18, 2021

lolitician

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.

My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.

by metheuspro January 8, 2009

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

lodi

a word used by filipinos which is simply "idol" ; flipped backwards.

Boy 1: I brought my girlfriend out and we did some things
Boy 2: KAYA LODI KITA TALAGA EH! (Translation: Thats why you're my lodi! (idol).)

by Talkin' about M's October 13, 2017

Loritweet

A bird that cannot tweet by itself so is compelled to copy the tweets of others because it craves attention. .

That's not a new tweet, it's a Loritweet someone has stolen to get the credit.

by Absolutely Sweetie February 24, 2015

lokita

Is actually spelled loquita. "Lokita" is slang text & is used most often throughout the internet & the younger genre.

It is spanish for "crazy girl", but in a sweet kind of way.

"Hey Lokita, what's up!"

by CrazyBeautiful June 15, 2008