locksmith

One who opens locked car doors in exchange for sexual favors.

Slut 1: Is the locksmith here yet?
Slut 2: He'll be here any minute. Let me go lock my keys in my car.

by Dickshunary September 20, 2009

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cunt locksmith

Female equivalent of Cock blocking

Jesus Christ , Karen stop being such a cunt locksmith, I think this guy's really cute.

by Stanley K April 9, 2021

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Louisville Locksmith

The act of an inverted backwards 69 while scissor kicking involving two men and insertion of both parties.

get ready for this louisville locksmith...im gonna jackhammer the shit out of you!

by p-cakes, murda bird, big maple August 30, 2012

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Locksmith

1.a. Someone who enjoys breaking into cars and homes LEGALLY!
b. Someone who wears a shirt with the AAA logo PROUDLY!
2. Sometimes confused with a hacksmith

I have been a Locksmith contracted by AAA for 13 months and I have broken into more then 3000 vehicles, and the owners were ALWAYS happy I did it.

by Your Neighborhood AAA Locksmith April 29, 2008

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locksmith

A pathetic excuse for a human being with cruel intentions to rip people off.

I know nothing of locksmiths, but I hear most of them do drugs.

by Ghst August 18, 2004

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locksmithing

When a woman is too tight for penetration so you persue the vagina with your hands first in order to "free the lock"

Larry's dinger was having trouble getting inside his girlfriends vagina so he used his kills in the ancient form of locksmithing to pave the way.

"Hey bro, Cathy was so tight last night... I was nervous that is wasnt gonna happen"
"What did you do?"
"We'll luckily i knew a primative amount of locksmithing"
"Genius bro"

by LordBabylon August 9, 2016

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