Lochlann

A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.

Hell there Lochlann, my lord and savior

by cool i guess June 8, 2018

Loch Raven Technical Academy

A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.

Scenario 1:

Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"

Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."

Scenario 2:

Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."

by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017

loch ness friend

(n) A friend that a friend of yours always talks about, but you never actually get to see them in real life.

In many cases your friend will have pictures of themselves with the loch ness friend. Others will have reported seeing the loch ness friend at various locations.

Your friend will arrange for drinks or dinner with the loch ness friend, and the loch ness friend will never show.

Yeah, Scott invited Missy to our housewarming party and several other events and each time she has not shown. I STILL haven't met her. She is the loch ness friend.

by All4Us December 19, 2008

lochana

Lochana is a beautiful lady with beautiful heart and mesmerising eyes. She is amazing inside out. She is like water which can fit into any circumstances or situation.

Lochana can be a friend that everyone dreams off.

by Ukuggf November 24, 2021

Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.

The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it

by Raw Doggy May 9, 2010

lochaned

Getting hit in the face with a hockey stick during a field hockey match and losing teeth or breaking jaw bones

damn that fool came from the wrong side and got lochaned

by surfers field hockey man May 29, 2009

ryan lochte

one of the hottest u.s swimmers to ever live.

taylor: did you see michael phelps swim last night?
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.

by steph lons October 8, 2008