1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
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by loreleibooks July 25, 2011
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An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).
by frick1 February 24, 2010
Get the Lobster-back mug.1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.
1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.
2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!
2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!
by Jdawg480 April 16, 2009
Get the LobsterFuck mug.1) A british soldier who faught against the soon to be Americans in the American Revolutionary war. They were called lobster backs because they wore red coats.
2) Slang for an annoying british person who is arrogant and cant stop boasting about how much better there country is than america.
2) Slang for an annoying british person who is arrogant and cant stop boasting about how much better there country is than america.
by Timmmahhh August 7, 2006
Get the lobster back mug.1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.
2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).
2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).
by The Symbol November 10, 2008
Get the lobsterface mug.As a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. He then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. Science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. The appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.
John: C'mon Mary, lets do it!
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.
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