jizz lobber

One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.

"Check out this jizz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair."

by lukus September 19, 2006

Lolbert

A dork who doesn't care about anything beyond self serving gratification.

Normie Norm: "Did you hear about corporations creating slavery in third world nations?"

Neocon John: "That's the free market at work. Those slaves should pull themselves up by the bootstraps."

Normie Norm: "You sure are a Lolbert, John"

by Lolburt August 21, 2021

Rock Lobber

an individual fucked up in the head so much that he assumes a stone or pebble is able to render a tank or other heavily armoured vehicle immobile.

The rock lobber assumed his skipping stone would penetrate the 8 inch thick armor of the tank

by sn0wmann November 28, 2003

yoghurt lobber

Yoghurt Lobber; a term used to describe the male organ also known as the penis. Also known as a yoghurt lobber to describe the process of ejaculation; a yoghurt type substance is shot (as though being lobbed) hence name, yoghurt lobber

A yoghurt type substance is shot from the penis as though being lobbed; hence yoghurt lobber.

by sall69 January 25, 2011

Loberty

The act of ignoring somebody wanting to high five you

What, you going to leave me in a loberty?

by sockfo October 27, 2008

lolbertarian

A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.

Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert

by Watermelon_5 June 2, 2021

lolbertarian

A term used by "little l" libertarians who simultaneously want to assert their genuine preference for limited government while owning up to the fact that a lot of Libertarians are silly people with bad haircuts. The label is usually adopted in order to avoid guilt-by-association.

"I really think this stimulus is dumb but I'm just a silly lolbertarian."

by Whats-his-face April 16, 2009