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loaner in my pants

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occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.
Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!
by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 7, 2010
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loaner-douche

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Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.
He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."
by Alycia H. April 21, 2008
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Loaner bone

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A dirty, random cock that a slut that jumps on whole her man is away.
Kathy’s hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
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boner loaner

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a tease; someone who takes something that you have temporarily; someone who is a buzz-kill
Your mom's such a boner loaner
by Kelly Lilly November 17, 2006
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Progressive Loaner

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A person who seems to be the majority of the time by themselves. In actuality spends alot time with many different people. has many different creative skills and attributes.
Person A: Hey Tom, you know Jeff?
Person B: Yeah, hes by himself alot at school, why?
Person A: Hes a fucking kick ass DJ, and has made some pretty sick songs. I saw him downtown when his girlfriend came to visit from florida.
Person B: Wow! I never knew he was into that. You never know what progressive loaners are up to, until you really meet them.
by SmPtE March 26, 2010
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Canadian Loaner

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Another name for a blow - job, most typically used as slang in Canada.
"Last night was great! My girlfriend gave me one heck of a Canadian Loaner!"
by Captain of Falcons April 2, 2012
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Ranged Top Laner

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Ranged Top Laner

Ranged Top Laner refers to people in the popular MOBA League of Legends who decide to ruin any ounce of fun for the enemy top laner

People may decide to play as a Ranged Top Laner if they have gone on a lose streak and wish to be good at something for once so they decide to play a champ like Ryze or Anivia top lane
Damn this Ranged Top Laner must be Challenger Rank 1
can our jungle gank top please? this Ranged Top Laner is more cancerous then Solo Queue
by an angry darius main December 24, 2019
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