Lizzo

by Dash james March 26, 2020

The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv

Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

If you weigh over 350 ibs this is what people call you

“This nigga looks like lizzo!” Who me? Yes you Tasso!

by December 7, 2020

A unit of mass
One Lizzo is 2tons or 1814kg

"How much does your car weigh"
"2.9 Lizzos"

by Big420Brain69 December 2, 2020

Bill: Do you see that fat ugly chick in that pizza jumpsuit?
Ted: Ayo chill dude... It's just a lizzo.

by EddieChambeau April 21, 2023

Dave of Cornwall: Who ate all of the pies?

Dave of Devon; Lizzo

by Klaatu's Nikto April 4, 2023

Bill: Bro I was watching Lizzo last night!
Ted: You sick perv. Go to confession.

by April 19, 2023