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Livingstone

Livingstone is brave and bold. Tender-hearted and very intellectual. He has a dope style and is very funny. He attracts beautiful woman and riches to himself wherever he goes. People love him and he adored by his whole family.
"Man, I need a Livingstone in my life!"

"I feel like a Livingstone because I am swimming in riches"
by MasterrMind September 13, 2018
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Livingston

Livingston is a money-nouveau town, located near Shorthills, Roseland, East Hanover and Milburn. It’s a clean town and has a very low crime-rate. The people in this town like to wear brand-name clothes and drive fancy cars. The Livingston School system is renowned for its academics, nevertheless a lot of pressure is put on teens in Livingston High School to get into great Universities and succeed in life. This town is made up of businesses and banks, so the local Starbucks is the big hang-out spot for kids and adults alike. Those who have been raised in modest families may find this town rather lonely, as it may be hard to relate to and connect with people. Still, Livingston is a safe little community, so it is no wonder why families want to raise their kids there.
1."Wow check out all those fancy cars!"

"Yes, we have entered the town of Livingston."

2."Lets go to Starbucks on Livingston Ave. and partay!!"
by CosmopolitanLady May 19, 2009
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Livingston

Home to like 99% of the jews in nj...i've never seen so many jappy girls wearing sevens, true religions, hudsons, marc jacobs, prada, lv, gucci, fendi, and pounds of diamonds...the guys walk around looking japier than the girls. theres no specific group of stoners since every single kid is on drugs. the parents have to much of a life to argue with their kids so they give them their credit cards and tell them to max them out...short hills thinks their better, but they don't hold a candle to the jappiness, snobbiness, or amount of money as people in livingston...it is basically the upper east side of new jersey and reeks of wealth. Everyone has the sickest bodies even if their not born with them, they'll get trainers and nutritionists as soon as the get a pinch of fat on their bodies. The student parking lot filled with range rovers, bmws, and mercedes trucks makes the teacher parking lot look like a junkyard...if you live in this town and are not jewish your asain and only hang out with asians...teens start smoking at 13 and once the hit freshman year don't go a weekend without getting stoned and drunk...your placed in a social group by how much money you have and how good looking you are. the cops don't do anything but sit on their asses and drive around busting the parties. the marjority of kids have 4.0 gpas and go to top 25 colleges even if their not smart cause daddy will donate millions just to get u in to the school of your choice.
This town is the greatest town in new jersey, and yes it sounds like the most disquisting obnoxious place, but really its amazing.
its not uncommon for girls in livingston to have more than 1 nose jobs
by jaj1345 November 14, 2005
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Livingstonian

Somebody who is from, or has been born and grew up in the Scottish Town of Livingston.
John was born and grew up in Livingston, therefore he considers himself a proud Livingstonian.
by King Ledley July 11, 2010
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Livingston Mart

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Livingstein

Livingston, New Jersey, a town of about 30,000 in Southwest Essex that's arguably the capital of Jewish New Jersey. Pretty much a modernized wasteland of suburban sprawl, McMansions, and ranch houses, mostly Jewish, and the rest Korean and Chinese. Home to the infamously declasse Livingston Mall, where the "only worthwhile stores are the Sears, Lord & Taylor, and Macy's", as opposed to the far more expensive options of the Short Hills Mall, and also as home to the infamously corporation-like mafiosos of the health care system, St. Barnabas. Many Orthodox Jews and Israelis live in Livingstein as well. Livingston is considered infamously JAPpy, as bad as Scarsdale, though the JAPs here equal Long Island JAPs in terms of bitchiness and vulgarity.
I've never seen more nosejobs than at a cocktail party in Livingstein!
by JLe May 13, 2005
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Livingston High School

Probably 40% Jewish, 33% Asian (including Indian and Filipino), 25% other white kids, 2% other(black, Hispanic). Full of rich Jewish kids who don't know the value of money. BMW's and Audi's are popular first cars for seventeen year olds with fresh new licenses, however, most kids drive at age sixteen without licenses, and don't get caught because Livingston police are so naive. Most kids don't have jobs and use their parents money or drug money to buy expensive clothes.

The kids are also very stupid because Livingston has a great drug-education program, but 75% if kids have probably tried or still do drugs, YET THEY KNOW BETTER. They also sell drugs, and their parents don't question where the money comes from, because the parents assume it's from their credit cards.

However, apart from that, Livingston is generally very intelligent. This sector of Livingston High School is mostly made up of Asians and a few smart white kids. Kids mostly place first, rarely second, in math competitions. Most kids go to the IVY league, and top schools, and 3.8 GPAs are looked down upon. If you don't take an honors or AP class, you are stupid.

But in recent years, the town has gone downhill because a lot of ghetto kids have moved to Livingston and are bringing the school down.

Last name of choice is Gold___, Silver___, Rosen___, Cohen, ____witz, and Schneider. Jews are so popular, that Judaism is no longer a religion, it's a nationality. The town is so full of Jews that the only thing kids learn about is the Holocaust, and all other instances of genocide are completely forgotten.
At Livingston High School, (insert girl's name) Cohen loves her Coach purse, Seven jeans, and brand new Audi that she will crash within a month of getting her licsense. Her parents will then buy her a brand new BMW to replace that Audi. On weekends, she drinks and gets high with (insert boy's name) Silverman, and drives home intoxicated, only to be ignored by the police.
by LHSer March 15, 2008
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