sick little monkey

A very disturbed, and or deranged person. Normally they babble, or speak in tongues/pig-latin

Wow, that hobo is on sick little monkey!

by captain wiggly January 24, 2004

sick little monkey

a fat scottish twat that balls his eyes out at the drop of a hat, pathetically snivelling to himself , in the hope that someone will feel sorry for him and maybe shag him out of sympathy

that sick little monkey is beefing again.

by itsme September 26, 2003

sick little monkey

A man who relies on his ability to seem sensitive and cry on demand to get laid.

by TROG September 25, 2003

sick little monkey

kind and sensitive scottish bloke who deservedly gets loads more shags then dan. Broke my heart when he maet Rachel.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

The Big Gorilla and Little Monkey

This is a very famous saying that has been around for years that Vegas Matt is the “Big Gorilla” and EJ is the “Little Monkey”. Rumor on the streets are that everyone is saying it

“Has anyone seen Vegas Matt? Yea I just saw the big gorilla and little monkey playing slots” Wbg was annoying the Big Gorilla with his silly puns

by Titsmcgee47 March 15, 2025

Little Cunt Monkey

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.

Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt

by The Asylum February 27, 2023

little red monkey

An evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta.net

"The little red monkey told me he would spare me if I helped him take over the world"

by kitta April 14, 2004