Litness test

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level

Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.

by ReyesXS April 23, 2017

Litness Professional

When one dresses in a business professional attire but nonetheless looks lit as fuck.

Person A: damn bruhhh, I like your suit it’s so lit. You look nice in business professional.
Person B: It’s called Litness Professional. I ain’t playin’.

by Lev98 January 2, 2018

witness the litness

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017

Budgetary Litness

To possess the skill and / or talent to budget life accordingly to the McDonalds Dollar Menu

2 double cheese burgers, fries and a drink for $5. Budgetary Litness.

by Samuelson GucciLord June 11, 2017

dummy litness

A adjective used to describe when something is cool, interesting, exciting, etc.

“Yo cheif you hear about that party at the abandon abandoned Chuck E. Cheese last night?”
“Yeah bro it was Dummy Litness

by dummylitnesscoolperson123 October 2, 2018

Lioness

A extremely independent , ambitious, driven woman who is fierce, backs up her shit, and takes care of her own, friends, and family.

"woah bro, behave. She's a lioness, she will rip you apart."
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" I need no man to take care of me, I am a lioness, I conquer, vanquish what needs to be, and I take home the bounty."
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person 1: "you can't do that, it's dangerous, especially for a girl"
Lioness: "Well, that's nice and you can kiss my ass too. Cuz, I am gonna conquer that shit like a beast."

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if a strange random male/ female makes a sexual approach or physical attack...she is ready to put her all into smiting...every wound, broken part, scream...is that sound of glory... another step towards this person never bothering her again.

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"that mother hen will tear you apart like a Lioness, if you fuck with her friends"

by kldlk January 3, 2014

sea lioness

The love of my life. A woman who loves me in spite of all my faults and scratches my chin and will even let me have some of her filet of fish!

Sea lioness is the love of my life.

by SeaLionWobbler January 21, 2013