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Litigator

Legendary Internet warrior/warrior technique, who's origins date back to the turn of the second millennium. The Litigator technique combines traditional methods of offense and defense such as the use of italics, bold font, underlining and font size. A master of the technique will infuse use of misdirection, vague humor, diversion, "the flip", misaccusations, misquotations, confusion, and truths turned falsehoods. To engage in Internet battle with Marsad can be extreme or mild. Should a battle continue more than a week, Litigator will employ the final and most discplined method of outwording an opponent.
Warrior One: Golf is more difficult than fishing

Litgator Warrior: Golf is is similar to racing, with the golf player being the driver and the clubs being the engine. With that, it is nearly impossible to construe golf and fishing are anything alike, except that fishing and golf both take patience and skill, and both hobbies are expensive which make them similar. Professionales exist and compete in both sports, as well as amateurs, yet racing and fishing as you said, are very different with increasing similarities after close examination.

Warrior One: That's not what I said.

Litigator Warrior: That is exactly (bolded, intalicized & underlined) what you said.
by goatworthy July 16, 2010
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litigation

A commitment or obligation to keep the good word. If not met it may result in a litany of saints.
He had many litigations to keep or it was off with his head.
by Word Scout Camper #26 June 8, 2007
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Litigation jihad

The act of terror fronts like Hamas-linked CAIR to try and intimidate people into giving in using friviolous lawsuits.
My neighbor was almost a victim of litigation jihad.
by StoogeWatcher January 15, 2013
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Litigatrix

A litigation attorney who also is a woman.
Aren't they a cute couple? They met after law school while he was a litigator and she was a litigatrix.
Some litigatrixes are very fierce litigators.
That litigatrix, Marsha Clark, will likely crush your balls in trial.
by Jon Q Esquire October 30, 2007
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LITigated

a party in the law of lit-uation
I’m passed being lit, I am LITIGATED
by KikiKorruption February 9, 2022
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Litigation Lotto

The practice of suing for large sums of money over what is usually a trivial action in an attempt to get rich, and possibly retire.
She engaged in litigation lotto by suing the tobacco company for 25 million dollars over her child's birth defect, claiming they didn't adequately warn her about the dangers of smoking.
by Mockingbird13 July 6, 2011
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Litigation

The state of being lit
Shii! Matthew's undergoing litigation. He's so lit!
by Lebrondagoatt November 10, 2022
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