lister

Its some one who makes a hit list

Dont mess with that guy he hes a lister

by I AINT TELLIN JU June 15, 2008

lister

British Sports Car manufacturer. Founded in 1954 by Brian Lister, it took the fight to Jaguar and Aston Martin, but ceased car building in 1959 due to the death of Lister driver Archie Scott-Brown. The company was re-established in the 80's by ex-Jaguar engineer Laurence Pearce, selling tuned Jaguars. In 1993 Lister launched their first new car, the Storm, with a huge Jag 7.0 litre engine. The car would go on to have success in the late 90's, winning a number of European championships, but success at the Le Mans 24 hours for it and its short lived brother, the GTL, would always elude it.

Lister now have a Le Mans Prototype program, building first the Lister Storm LMP, which had very little success at all, and now the Storm Hybrid. Though much success will probably never be achieved due to lack of any serious funding.

The Lister Storm won the 2000 FIA GT Championship, but the LMP was never really any good.

by Shotteh July 25, 2008

lister

Someone who is really slow and takes ages to get there story out.Can be also known as a TRIGGER.

You get the temptation to say with a lister "T T T T TODAY KNOB CHEESE"

by Anna (a lister victim) June 30, 2004

z lister

someone far far from being a celebrity but somewhat known, if not by name then by face or reputation

"Everyone in Wollongong knows her, she's a z lister"

"I knew his name long before I knew him, it was like an itch in the back of my brain and I couldn't quite just put my finger on how I knew him, probably just some local z lister."

Taylor Swift -

'Your ex-friend's sister
Met someone at a club and he kissed her
Turns out, it was that guy you hooked up with ages ago
Some wannabe Z-lister
And all the outfits were terrible
2003, unbearable
"Did you see the photos?"
No, I didn't, but thanks, though'

by tradactor October 22, 2022

Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.

Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

lister fiend

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth

i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!

by listerfiend August 7, 2006

J-lister

A person of some degree of celebrity but only within the city limits of Jacksonville (aka J-ville).

According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hall "Hoover" Hunt may be the 16th greatest professional gurgitator in the world, but he's still just a J-lister.

by The Specktator December 6, 2011