scrotom lint

an incredibly insignificant little shithead who thinks they're all that

What the fuck does that little piece of scrotom lint want now?

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

smoking lint

The act of Combing the carpet for small pieces of crack and then smoking what you find. It is known as smoking lint because it is rare to actually find crack. More likely you are smoking small pieces of fiber or a potato chip.

Ralf was smoking lint the other night and ended up smoking a piece of a french fry.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

shoe lint

Something that you DONT want in your shoe when youre drinking water out of it

"The water was OK, until i got to the shoe lint"

by YuMmAy May 4, 2005

spare lint

The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.

Suzie ate her spare lint while jerking off to the young man jonny.

by kamasutra's protégée August 22, 2011

sex lint

After sex, the particule left in the sheets resembling lint from the dryer.

Last night, we made enough sex lint to make a new sweater!

by Frenchlatina11 October 11, 2017

shit lint

The crumbled specks of toilet paper that fall down after wiping your ass.

Damn it! Who left all the shit lint on the floor again!

Nasty shit lint residue on the seat, wtf.

by Seabiscuit December 4, 2017

sticky lint roller

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.

Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.

by captaincrunk April 3, 2020