linguistinator

someone who slaughters a spoken language

Man, did you hear what that dude said? It makes no sense at all. Like all his words are coming from the Urban Dictionary.
He's a real linguistinator!

by jamaram January 23, 2010

linguist

Someone sick to death of hearing all of the following:

So, how many languages do you speak?

You should work for the UN. They speak languages.

You mean so you can, like, invent new languages? There's a lot of money in that, you know.

I like reading the dictionary.

So, are you a cunning linguist?

Chomsky. (knowing nod)

Oh, so you know where words come from.

Wanna come work for the CIA with us?

That linguist is fucking hot.

by linguisticious September 29, 2006

Cunning Linguist

Someone who loves to perform cunnilingus.

"I understand the language of love, I'm a cunning linguist".

by Hugh Ekeberg September 13, 2005

linguine

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017

cunning linguist

cunning linguist (n). one who's quick with the tongue.

Women love nothing more than a good cunning linguist

by C February 24, 2004

lenglish

Colloquial version of the English language as spoken in Klang, Malaysia. The language shares substantial linguistic similarities with manglish.

Theoretically, lenglish as spoken in Klang is based on English. Native lenglish speakers often mumble. For example, the sentence 'what are you doing?' is pronounced 'whm amm mu doobin' in lenglish.

Eddie speaks lenglish all day long. No one understands him due to the excessive mumbling.

by tukiness August 7, 2011

Lingling’s Principle

Rule of life that states “Whatever you do that you think you are good at, there is a 5 year old Asian who can do it 1,000 times better”.

I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.

by Meh1038 November 29, 2018