Lingli 

He is honestly the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He will put up with all your crap no matter what. He is truly wonderful! He's kind, sweet, funny, cute, attractive and all those other words that can explain how wonderful he is. He will always make you feel safe and will always put you in a good mood. No matter how you feel, he'll always be there<3

LingliXD

Lingli by Gshhd March 7, 2022

cunning linguist 

A clever play on words to use in place of the word wordcunnilingus/word. The first play on words being of the similar sound, one who thinks a bit more about it will realize a "cunning linguist" would be someone who is skilled at speaking, implying the mouth, thus, someone skilled with their mouth.

Hey Suzie, my friends say I am quite the cunning linguist

cunning linguist by Good4u April 28, 2003

cunning linguist 

The term "cunning linguist" is a clever play on the word cunnilingus. It is clever for 3 reasons:

1) "Cunning linguist" simply sounds astonishingly similar to cunnilingus.

2) Whoever discovered the phrase "cunning linguist" certainly was one.

3) A "cunning linguist" would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of cunnilingus.

This word play is a triple whammy!

The cunning linguist was adept at cunnilingus and inventing clever phrases.

cunning linguist by MC Mikey October 1, 2007

Linguine 

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

Linguine by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

linguini

A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate

linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx

linguini by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

Fuckface Linguini by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Linging shots 

1. Firing a hand-gun wildly at a general or specific target. 2.Sometimes known as throwing punches or strikes wildly at somebody's face. 3. Shooting game at a fine piece of ass.

I'm gonna go to the mall and start linging shots at e'rrbudy

Linging shots by Mataleao3 February 28, 2007