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Linette

She's the most finest & gorgeous person in the world. She has a huge heart & you'll fall in love with her in seconds. She's like a diamond hard to find but once found you have to keep her.
Omg! Is linette an angel sent from heaven?
Linette is perfect In every shape & form
Damn! Linettes are keepers
by Neverbetter450 July 11, 2016
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Lifetime

The rape channel. If you see a woman on Lifetime, sometime within the next 30 minutes she's going to get raped. I'm not making light of rape, but Lifetime is just ridiculous.
Lifetime -- All rape, all the time.
by richmahogany December 9, 2008
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Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Door

This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.
A lifetime of silence, behind the green door is the motto of the 504th Flight Test Squadron...
by AFC. Stanoff October 22, 2012
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A lifetime bitch

- China has a 5,000 year history of cheating and stealing. Some things will never change...
- A lifetime bitch.
by meowmeowmia December 5, 2020
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Lifetime Original Rod

a rod used for beating your wife or girlfriend, advertised or inspired by the Lifetime channel.
My favorite channel is the Lifetime channel because Lifetime is "Television for women. Lifetime, television for women." Yet for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. In "Rod" Meredith Baxter gets beaten by a rod, a Lifetime Original Rod."
by E. Cartman April 22, 2009
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Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
by asdf March 17, 2004
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Lifetime

The battered woman channel.


Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.
How long has that channel been around, anyway?
by Mehh July 14, 2004
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