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Levels of Love

A code used by self absorbed women who repeatedly cheat on every boyfriend or husband they have ever had. Levels of Love can be detected by terrible excuses.

Level 1 - Sleeping with someone she met at a party - "I don't want to talk about last night. Can we just forget about it, please?"
Level 2 - Spent the weekend out of town with a friend with benefits - "I was taking care of a sick friend all weekend."
Level 3 - Hooked up with an ex-boyfriend - "Had dinner with my old boyfriend then helped him move boxes."
Level 4 - Went home with a guy who tipped well - "I got really drunk while working the bar and stayed at a friend's last night."
Level 5 - Hooked up with her ex-boyfriend again - "I slept over his house because he had air conditioning."
Level 6 - Oh the humanity! Too horrible to mention.
Fran: "I asked how her friend's party went last night and she said she wanted to forget about it and not talk about it ever again."
Dave: "Oh dude! She must have bumped uglies with someone at the party. She's using the Levels of Love code. Drop her before you're on her STD train."
by dunagain10 September 10, 2012
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Yaruuna level

This phrase describes intelligence. To be Yaruuna level is to attain an ultimate level of smartness. Everyone aspires to be Yaruuna level and it is something to be envious of.
Guy: Wow did you just ace that math test?

Guy 2: Yeah man, I'm so yaruuna level.
by Meelo YOLO July 1, 2012
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level 1 crook

Spawning from the amazing ad campaign from the hit game Mafia City, a Level 1 Crook is the lowest level character and regarded as inferior to the much better character, Level 35 Boss. The term Level 1 Crook can be used as an insult meaning that someone is inferior to you (implying you are the Level 35 Boss and they are the Level 1 Crook).
Greg: Yo did you hear the new Sheck Wes song Mo Bamba?
Evan: Shut the fuck up you Level 1 Crook.
by pepe_extendus January 6, 2019
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The 4 Levels of A Motherfucker

The 1st level is a basic douche - a guy who thinks he's so smooth and enjoys doing things to get attention like making a fool of himself.
The 2nd level is an asshole- a guy who is has an inflated ego who is totally self centered.
The 3rd level is a dickhole - A guy who also has an inflated ego but has an even bigger over inflated ego. These ones you need to be careful of because they're contagious.
The last level: Motherfucker- These ones are a combination of all and also the mother of all of them. They act like a fool to get a girl's attention. They also will try to ruin your reputation and will quickscope you on COD
by MaDawgTT February 6, 2015
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Low Level Employee

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
by marshland June 1, 2013
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Levels of Starriness

(Noun): An informal term used in computer science, specifically in the language C++. It is used to describe pointers and pointer notation. A pointer has one level of starriness, while a two-dimensional array has two levels of starriness.
"Since I deferenced this pointer, it has no levels of starriness now."
"My pointer to char pointers have two levels of starriness."
by C++=B- February 17, 2020
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Next level sexy

When a beautiful girl steps up her game and looks better then she's ever looked, this only happens like once or twice a month, but she takes your breath away completely
Hey man did u see JB in her blue scarf today?
Yeah man she looked next level sexy today!!
by Ggill99 January 21, 2015
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