Leviticus

A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.

A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27

Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.

by Barjahamoligadonkya March 1, 2011

Levitious

Levitious is the adjective form of levity.

You are being too levitious to have a serious conversation tonight.

by AllTen June 10, 2009

Leviticus

A Mad dog who is not a Weakling nor a short dude, but a man who only speaks the truth and spits straight facts when in conversation, just enough for respect but not enough for everyone to hate him. Not to mention this guy is more down to earth then Gravity it's self.

"Yo bro who's the new guy?"
"Oh that's Leviticus, he's been making friends from when he first said hello, the man is more real then normal people"
"Yeah a bit to real for this world"

by Ridin the Wave May 25, 2020

Leviticus Cornwall

The annoying Red Dead Redemption 2 character that follows Arthur around in order to make Arthur pay back all the money he stole.

Leviticus Cornwall: "...I know you're in there!"

Leviticus Cornwall: "You do what I asked you to?" (uyo od wat i aksed yu 2?)
XFN Staff: "Not yet, what's the rush?"
Leviticus Cornwall: "Fucking do it or you are dead!" (fecken od ti or you r ded!)

by YouKnowItVeryWell May 8, 2019

leventiswolf

Dwarfism is short stature that results from a genetic or medical condition. Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less. The average adult height among people with dwarfism is 4 feet (122 cm

"I am 4 foot 10."

Your such a leventiswolf.

by PurpIebutnowGreen April 11, 2021

leventisch

a synonym for the word cringe, but can only be used to describe men

The word is mostly used in german rural areas and its noun is “Leventität” and can be translated into leventicity

Kylie: Omg, Kim do you remember when James C. was singing Dua Lipa songs?!
Kim: That was so long ago, why do you still remember?!
Kylie: idk, it was just so leventisch!

Kim: Bye-

by User627382652 May 2, 2022

Levente (leventie)

My personal best friend, an very extraverted boy but hes also emotional and a good friend of mine. He'll have your back and is a crazy meme dealer. He's a lovable fella but he can go to far sometimes. Just to let ya know he puts himself down alot and to that he needs go get a grip because he gets too lost in the moment at hand so levente if ur reading this talk to me because im ya best mate byeeee!

Levente (leventie) is high key an intellectual who will beat u in a fight

by Save me. April 2, 2020