frosty lettuce

Having great flow/hair. Originally used for hockey players.

"TJ Oshie is has frosty lettuce"

by GoCats27 September 2, 2016

burger king foot letuce

number 15 burger King foot letuce what the last thing You wnat in tour burger King meal Is someones foot fungus

burger king foot letuce

by thecanadianninja September 21, 2018

burger king foot lettuce

the last thing you'd want

Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus.

by HanSolosPies February 10, 2018

lettucehead

A person who is lacking in substance.

A head of lettuce, while filling, provides little to no nutritional value. Similarly, a lettucehead is someone who often talks without contributing anything worthwhile to a conversation.

Origin: Parts Unknown

Dan: Enough with the mustang talk, Nick! You're such a lettucehead.

Tim: Wow, that is a fantastic point, Nick, you're definitely not a lettucehead!

by Mortimus Maximus February 8, 2013

devil lettuce

Marijuana

Them damn wippersnappers smoking that devil lettuce down the street again , Margret!

by Kype February 2, 2016

Beep beep lettuce

This saying is originally from a rather obscure meme that includes Max and Ruby. At the end of the comic, Max exclaims "BEEP BEEP LETTUCE" in response to a question Ruby asks.

Essentially, Beep beep lettuce can be used as an interjection whenever one feels it's appropriate or just want to mess around with whoever they are with.

Person 1: Just grab me the Ragu from the stock room, ok Jimmy?

Jimmy: BEEP BEEP LETTUCE

Person 1: ...

by serialspongedesecrator September 15, 2017

poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

by hodags1966 October 19, 2017