A pena. The origins are unknown. It resides in caves and occasionally under the beds of unsuspecting children. Normally it feeds on maple syrup because most live in Canadian territories; however, it loves to eat the skin of lepers. Scientists are not sure, but it is possible that these creatures are part turtle, part llama, and part chicken fetus.
I was tucking my son into bed one night, and he told me that there was a Lepercan underneath his bed. We disposed of it quickly with our family Kalashnikov.
by John MacAbee April 26, 2011
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Did you see that receipt checking Leprecorn in that pub, he just blapped that whopper bopper right in front of the bar maid! Lets go feed the jukebox.
by Bailout00 April 17, 2010
Get the Leprecorn mug.A Lepracoon is a coloured lepracaun.
Famous Lepracoon's include Jermaine Dupri
Lepracoons have a tendancy to be rude tricksters.
They have beef with Dre, Xzibit, Timberland, Eminem
Unlike leprecauns they do not grant wishes, or give pots of gold.
All they do is have sex with bow-wow
Famous Lepracoon's include Jermaine Dupri
Lepracoons have a tendancy to be rude tricksters.
They have beef with Dre, Xzibit, Timberland, Eminem
Unlike leprecauns they do not grant wishes, or give pots of gold.
All they do is have sex with bow-wow
Dre: Fuck Jermaine
JD:Im a filthy midget
Eminem:Your a lepracoon
Timberland: Suck my *dj scratch* dick lepracoon
JD:Im a filthy midget
Eminem:Your a lepracoon
Timberland: Suck my *dj scratch* dick lepracoon
by Joseph aka Big J September 16, 2008
Get the lepracoon mug.Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.
Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.
by Peter Glum September 21, 2007
Get the Leperporn mug.(n.)- a magical contraceptive device that prevents the spread of leprechaunism. Also, a prophylactic of the wee, or stature-challenged. See also femi-leprecondom, the female version.
Thank Jesus Gaelen wore his leprecondom when we did it last night beneath the Blarney Stone; I don't want to be carrying his homunculus for 9 months.
by Mr. Locative April 20, 2008
Get the Leprecondom mug.What you dont want to find at the end of a rainbow, two grissly lepers vigorously penetrating eachother
by the sly one May 9, 2006
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by Shagrabbit October 31, 2007
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