butt lemmings

The balls of lint that collect in the crack of one's ass.

When he bent over to pick up his putt, I could see the butt lemmings on him.

by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010

ostrich-sheeple-lemmings

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.

Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.

by fred ressler April 16, 2017

Tesco Value Lemmings

The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.

Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.

"I was going to buy a hamster today, but I found two Tesco Value Lemmings for only 99p!"

by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006

Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.

Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."

by prtpls December 29, 2009

yak and 2 lemmings

see meat and potatoes

i have a yak and 2 lemmings

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

Fiscal Lemmings

People (and / or) politicians that want to go over the Fiscal Cliff.

They are like a heard of Fiscal Lemmings, they don't care if we go over the fiscal cliff because they don't worship the same god, the almighty $.

by Unknown Reality December 31, 2012

Grizzy and the Lemmings

The best cartoon, with the main characters bein Grizzy, a grizzly bear and many blue lemmings. They live in Canada, and the house is right next to a cliff (If you decide to jump out from the balcony you will fall down the cliff) and overall a pretty chill house. Grizzy likes to watch a documentary about salmons and eat salmon with Yummy (Chocolate, but instead of Nutella it is called Yummy) and the Lemmings like to party and annoy Grizzy, mostly by stealing his Chcolate and making noise.And usually this ends with Grizzy chasing the Lemmings down the road, falling off the cliff or something. At the end neither Grizzy nor the Lemmings win, they both lose. Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft such as Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II and Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor and tanks such as Panzerkampfwagen IV and M1 Abrahams are not included.

Guy 1: "Do you watch Grizzy and the Lemmings?"

Guy 2: "No, that show's for kids"

Guy 1: *Pulls RPG-7 out of inventory*

Guy 1: "Say that again."

by DJIndustriez February 27, 2025