Letosexual

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.

Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.

Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

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Legosexuality

when your friend liked ninjago when they were 11 and was sexually attracted to animated block cocks.

Richard: Why the fuck are you fapping to legos rn

Clyde: Legosexuality is a burden to my penis, Richard.

Legosexuality by rncdicksfordays March 10, 2018

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Lellsexual • lelesexual • llllsexual • Leosexual • levisexual • leesexual • Legosexual • Lilisexual • lolisexual • Legosexuality

LILISEXUAL

Lilisexual is when you’re gay, but only for on person that’s right the one and only true goddess Lili Pauline Reinhart... I mean how are you not Lilisexual yet?

friend: hey did you see Lili’s new instagram post today?
Me: OH HELL YEAH I WAS FIRST LIKE, I’M LILISEXUAL WHAT DID YOU THINK

LILISEXUAL by YouKnowYouLoveMeXoxoYourDADDY October 30, 2019