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Used when you can't think of a word or name.
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by Nathan C March 27, 2003
Get the Lessing mug.The act of performing piano where the performance is preceded, presented, and usually ended with massive amounts of douchefaggery. This type of behavior includes, but is not limited to, defecating on stage, urinating on stage, conducting unsuspecting chamber music members during the concert (must not be done in rehearsal to maximize effect), mistreating your host family, choking small mammals with ignorance, talking with a faggotesque accent, not knowing where the trash can is in one's own home, giving self-centered, shitty thank-you speeches, and playing such songs as "My Amazingly Well Adapted Piano Version of Home Sweet Home" as an encore.
It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.
It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.
Man, that guy is completely Jose-Luising that performance....I'll be washing the urine out of my hair for days!
by Moritati April 5, 2008
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Get the Lessing's Lunch mug.Slang for nagging and harassment, the way sitcoms portray wives. Named after Lois Griffin from family guy.
"The old ball and chain's been loising me as of late."
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