left me on read

when you text a person and they have seen the message but NOT REPLAY!!!

Jullie just left me on read . What the hell is wrong with her?????

by stargirl155 January 26, 2019

left me in the deep end

meaning another person left you in depression, in a bad place that you didn't wanna be in.

he switched up and left me in the deep end

by behebehehsksjabw December 10, 2016

Left Me Open

Her words after you dick her down and leave her ass gaping.

Last night he hit my ass and left me open.

He gave me an anal wake up this morning and left me open on the way to work.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.

Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"

by The Thundercock April 24, 2023

Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken is a sentence said by a cat. The song was made by avicii on the song waiting for love. Legends even say that the cat’s monday still left them broken

Cat: monday was a bad day
Other cat: yeah, MoNdAy LeFt Me BrOkEn

by MaradonaGoat July 20, 2023

My father left me

Your father left you how about that.

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...

by waoh October 1, 2019