Skip to main content

Lesberoni Pizza

1) A pizza made from lesbian meats and slices. Sometimes calimed to be unnatural and abhorred by God.
2) Someone who likes lesberoni pizza is a lesbian; a gay female.
1) Mm mm mm, this is good lesberoni pizza.
2) "She's not into you, Jake. She likes the ol' lesberoni pizza, if you catch my drift."
by Lor-x July 5, 2010
mugGet the Lesberoni Pizza mug.

Lewber

A rare species of crab infested demons. This species is exclusive to California. As of today, there is only one living Lewber. A Lewber's genitals are the size of a shrimp. Most Lewbers have an abundance of hair. The anus is bright red and looks ruptured. Moisture around the anus indicates good health.
Crystal: I just saw a Lewber a few minutes ago. Did you see it?
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.
by UrbanRamone November 20, 2017
mugGet the Lewber mug.
Related Words

Libberish

The gibberish spouted by liberals or the liberal media.
Liberals condemn Republicans as greedy businessmen who ship jobs overseas for cheap labor and then laud Democrats who import illegal aliens as cheap labor.

LIberals believe socialism is a good thing and then deny all proof that socialism results in the murder of millions and the impoverishment of nations while the government sucks up all the wealth.

LIberals denounce crime and racism, but if you point out that blacks commit ten times more crime than whites they call you a racist.

LIberals believe Biden when he says he wants to create jobs and pay no attention when he passes laws and regulations that destroy jobs, a good example being the tens of thousands of jobs destroyed when he illegally canceled the Keystone XL pipeline and violated the Takings Clause in the process.....and then claims to uphold the Constitution!

Liberals condemn police for carrying guns and killing criminals, but when they are attacked by criminals they call for the cops to come and kill them, and then wants the cops defunded.

Every example just given is contradictory and hypocritical, and is just so much liberal gibberish. Put these last two words together and you get "libberish."
by Nickelman from the boonies. February 13, 2021
mugGet the Libberish mug.

Rock Lobber

a person who resides in Iraq and likes to throw rocks at vehicles, and other moving objects
This rocklobber is denting up my tank
by Keith November 27, 2003
mugGet the Rock Lobber mug.

Lubberland

The name given to North Carolina by William Byrd II in "History of the Dividing Line." In a famous passage from that work, he described North Carolinians as being extremely lazy (see below).
"Surely there is no place in the World where the Inhabitants live with less Labour than in N Carolina. It approaches nearer to the Description of Lubberland than any other, by the great felicity of the Climate, the easiness of raising Provisions, and the Slothfulness of the People.

Indian Corn is of so great increase, that a little Pains will Subsist a very large Family with Bread, and then they may have meat without any pains at all, by the Help of the Low Grounds, and the great Variety of Mast that grows on the High-land. The Men, for their Parts, just like the Indians, impose all the Work upon the poor Women. They make their Wives rise out of their Beds early in the Morning, at the same time that they lye and Snore, till the Sun has run one third of his course, and disperst all the unwholesome Damps. Then, after Stretching and Yawning for half an Hour, they light their Pipes, and, under the Protection of a cloud of Sinoak, venture out into the open Air; tho’, if it happens to be never so little cold, they quickly return Shivering into the Chimney corner. When the weather is mild, they stand leaning with both their arms upon the corn-field fence, and gravely consider whether they had best go and take a Small Heat at the Hough: but generally find reasons to put it off till another time.

Thus they loiter away their Lives, like Solomon’s Sluggard, with their Arms across, and at the Winding up of the Year Scarcely have Bread to Eat.

To speak the Truth, tis a thorough Aversion to Labor that makes People file off to N Carolina, where Plenty and a Warm Sun confirm them in their Disposition to Laziness for their whole Lives."
-- William Byrd II
by Sinner Bob January 26, 2006
mugGet the Lubberland mug.

land lubbers

pirate talk for non-seafaring people
popular in movies
"Aargh, ye land lubbers no nerthin' 'bout the ways of de sea!"
by orangehatter November 12, 2004
mugGet the land lubbers mug.

Ted Lubbers

Also known as "TJ Lubbers". The biggest jerk in Hudsonville Michigan.

His dad owns an overpriced concrete business.
Did you see that rich kid being jerk to the police, thats Ted Lubbers.
by Dixie's finest August 9, 2021
mugGet the Ted Lubbers mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email