Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be
bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and
boring. Very
un-sexy
Worn by:
1) The VERY faithful girlfriend
2) The uninterested or uninteresting
Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with
Kayla
Big D: No you're not. She'
s wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be
*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*
Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last
one.
Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone