Tom Leachery

Derived from the term TOM FOOLERY.
TOM LEACHERY (AKA TOM SPONGERY) is the act of imposing excessive dependence on ones parents, siblings, coworkers or friends. Usually a behaviour committed by adult males between the ages of 21 and 30. These grown men refuse to leave the safety and security of their parents home - preferably the basement.
The allure of unlimited high-speed internet, free room, hot meals and a complete lack of real world responsibility is often too much to resist.

This act of Tom Leachery is (in best cases) ignored and (in many cases) despised by the subjects peers. Peers that are forced to live within the daily of confines of a 'normal' adult life: Mortgage/Rent, Car Payments, Marriage/Relationship, Children.

Adults committing acts of Tom Leachery enjoy numerous benefits including; increased cash flow, reduced stress, adequate sleep and a complete inability to sympathize with the their more 'responsible' counterparts.

What's with him these days? He's bought three bikes in the past month and damn he's gotten fast.

What do you expect? The biggest concern he faces each day ranges from 'did mom wash my underwear' to 'will dad leave enough gas in the Camry'.

I know, we can't be the only ones sick of his Tom Leachery...anyone call his parents?

by Anthony's Replacement June 12, 2008

lachie

a really nice funny chill person always a legend 😘😘😘b

me: hi lachie
lachie: hi omg i’m a legend
me: i know gosh

by lissa050104 November 26, 2018

leached

-adjective

When someone is intoxicated beyond any other discernible level of drunkenness.

I was buzzed by 8, tipsy by 8:30, then I skipped drunk, wasted, smashed, and throwed and went right to hammered. I was completely leached by midnight. I don't even remember drilling the hostess or driving to Lafayette. One more shot and I would've been dead.

by brentus maximus July 26, 2010

Lachie

Loves men but no-one loves him :(

Person 1: Y'know Lachie right?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: the gay annoying asshole midget prick who nobody loves
Person 2: Idk how you're talking about

by Mistaake March 2, 2022

Lachie

Lachie is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold. If you are lucky enough to know one or even date one don't ever let go of him - trust me you will regret it if you do. If you love Lachie he will love you back (trust me I know). He is the kindest, sweetest, most helpful person on planet earth. LOVE HIM! If you really love him make the first move before another girl does. He is a girl magnet and everyone loves him. He is a popular boy who everyone loves both as a best friend and a boyfriend. Don't be afraid to be his friend. I was Lachies friend for 6 years before we started dating, just make sure you dont get stuck in the friend zone. We were friends an now we're in love

Girl: Hey Lachie
Lachie: Hey
Girl: :)
Lachie: Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Sure
Lachie: :)
Other girls: *crying*

by cheesypelican November 6, 2019

Lachie O'Connored

To be so drunk that you pass out and hold on to the grass for dear life to avoid falling off the world.

Andrew: Dude was i drunk last night?
Stuart: You weren't just drunk you got Lachie O'Connored

by Matt Bentonwqqw March 4, 2012

Lachie

Lachie is usually a person who's laid back and don't mind what's going on around them.

Wow how is he such a Lachie, I wish I was like him

by Lachie 1 October 30, 2017