A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
by Pelsmagesey April 04, 2012
A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
by Pierre Longcock January 12, 2011
An explicit sex move where the girl just takes it from the guy. She does not show emotion or say a word but just lays there and takes it.
Casey: What's a Lazy Susan
Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.
Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.
by Christopher Chan October 30, 2007
A prostitute who has her entire leg amputated as a customer service so she doesn't have to waste time spreading her legs.
by EOP165 July 19, 2011
Two girls are 69'ing on a lazy susan. A guy fucks one (anally or vaginally) then pulls it out and puts into the other girl's mouth, then spins the girls on the lazy susan and goes again. Variation on the double fun-dip.
by Burrito Mandingo May 18, 2009
When a man is too lazy to pull out of his partners vagina, without a condom he ejaculates inside of her then proceeds to piss in her cooter without her knowledge
by DickThickett9er February 27, 2009
When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.
by nonGLP October 06, 2003