When a man buys an expensive item for a woman but doesn't give it to her until she has sex with him for an agreed-to period of time; the item is said to be on "pussy layaway".
Sugardaddy said he's gonna buy his Trick a Gucci purse but it's on pussy layaway. He's gonna keep the purse in his house and she will get to take it home after she sucks his dick at least twice a week for a month.
by Big C$ April 12, 2010
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by dinkle donkle September 18, 2011
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The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.
Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”
Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”
Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”
by AndyJaeven May 28, 2018
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Bailey I thought you and Cody were into each other , why aren’t you together?
We’re both really busy with school right now so we put our love on layaway we want to get together in the summer.
We’re both really busy with school right now so we put our love on layaway we want to get together in the summer.
by Alanna Blythe May 30, 2018
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While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.
by c-dawg lemaire January 10, 2012
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Paid-up layaway is a good idea for when you've either (1) car-pooled into da mall with a friend to shop, and thus you do not have immediate/easy access to a vehicle to transport your purchases at da time you bought them, or (2) you've parked a good distance from da shop dat you're currently in, and you've unexpectedly found large quantities of bargain-priced items and/or one or more heavy/bulky pieces of merchandise dat would be too hard to carry or wheel in a cart all da way back to your vehicle. What you do, therefore, is to tie up da shopping-bags' handles to secure da contents, attach paper labels with your name, and leave them with da clerk; dat way, even if a different salesperson is staffing da checkout-counter when you get back to da shop with your vehicle, said new staffperson can just look at da labels on da bags sitting behind da counter, and thus know for sure dat those bags are indeed yours and already paid for, and thus he/she can feel confident and comfy about handing them over to you.
by QuacksO May 15, 2021
Get the paid-up layaway mug.Gay Layaway - when you meet a gay guy that is so fucken hot you want to bone right then and now but you are being cocked block by your fat ugly gay friend . you find some way to get a Gay Layaway by exchanging numbers so you can fuck some time later
Met this hot ass guy that i had to put on gay Layaway because my fat ass friend kept cock blocking me
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