Jessica Lantzos is a cat obsessed fashionista studying film and editing. She is beautiful and green eyed, She is honest and funny. She loves to eat but is a terrible cook. You can trust her with all your secrets... but not with a map. Jess I wish you gave me the same attention you give to your cats.
Oh look.. it’s Jessica Lantzos! Did you see her outfit on her last Instagram post? I wish I had her wardrobe, she seems so cool
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He actually was in movies before that, such as Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
He actually was in movies before that, such as Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
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An act of the political media often confused with sexual perversion. It involves laying the audience down and shocking them into silence using the technique known as "The Big Lie." While the audience's ears are filled with partisan pap, spread cling wrap over their mouths and collectively fill their waiting maw with your own special branded and focus-grouped shit. Afterwards, finish the sex act in their shit-filled mouths and leave the audience with the unpleasant choice of either 1) swallowing and regurgitating the neoconservative crap shoved at them or 2) avoiding political discourse because the practice as become so shocking, violent, and unpalatable. (Sometimes confused with "Hot Lunch.")
Frank Luntz was just on television and talked about "the death tax." He basically took a Hot Luntz in the mouths of 99.5% of the American public.
Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse
Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse
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Get the lautz mug.A Luntz is a maneuver where a man (preferably someone superior in the VRWC) shits in the mouth of another man, and the now-shat-upon man spews forth the fecal matter in a spray that covers the viewing audience. While the shit is still in the mouth of the now-shat-upon man, some of the feces likely soaks into his brain, as it does into the brains of the viewing audience.
-I was watching FNC and I totally saw Hannity perform the "N-S-U man" portion of a Luntz. Good thing I ducked.
-Gross.
-Gross.
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