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laundromat sex

When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.
I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019
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laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021
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laundromat holocaust

using the clothes of the girl you've just had sex with to clean your cock.
the pakistani dry cleaner was shocked and horrified by the stains he found on the young girls jacket....it truely was a laundromat holocaust.
by the devious T August 4, 2006
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laundromat cuckolding

Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.
"These aren't my jeans."
"Someone's probably laundromat cuckolding you."
by gingitsune23 January 14, 2009
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Laundromat Opium

Can be used to describe any form of generic prescription painkillers.
"Hey you got any Heroin?"

" No, I only got this Laundromat opium" Said the girl holding out some Generic Vicodin that was labeled Watson.
by LychGate 187 November 1, 2009
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Polish Laundromat

Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat
by C-Blon January 5, 2009
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the dreaded laundromat slime

The stickiness found in laundromats. No one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. "DON'T TOUCH IT: IT'S EVIL!"
Xofu walks into laundromat with Jax. The mission is to do laundry (didn't see that coming) - - While there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (Haven't you experienced something grossly similar?!)
by xofu April 10, 2008
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