lassie

Scottish for girl or lass. Usually used affectionaely.

"Have you ever seen a lassie, a lassie, a lassie, have you ever seen a lassie go this way and that?"

by ScottX November 26, 2006

Lassieesque

A heroic task completed by a canine. (i.e. alerting homo sapiens of an impending danger)

"Buster sure pulled a Lassieesque move by saving her master from the burning building by leading bystanders to the fire."

by mstudious April 29, 2010

Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007

Lassiter middle school

A shitty ass school in Louisville Kentucky no one knows about, the teachers are wack the teacher are lame and they don’t know what their doing, the rules and dress code doesn’t make sense we walk 2 by 2 it’s dumb .

Me: I go to Lassiter middle school

Someone: what school is that?

by _m.onaae_ October 15, 2019

strawberry lassi

When you nut in her while she's on her period

Me and that cum slut from the other night made some strawberry lassi

by Bigdaddymamba January 15, 2022

Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.

Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!

by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012

Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

by Sickboydave January 9, 2017