by Biddy June 23, 2005
Top-10 Reasons Why Las Vegas Rocks:
10. Ubiqitous all-you-can-eat buffets.
9. Finest restaurants in the world.
8. There are more strip clubs this side of the Mississippi.
7. 24-hour liquor sales
6. Residents enjoy warm weather all year round; it's shorts wearing weather, baby!
5. Suburban sprawl.
4. Nevada's unemployment rate is among the lowest in the nation.
3. Where else can you get laid at one of over 100,000 hotel rooms in the city?
2. Where else can you get married on a whim at a wedding chapel, then get it annuled 2 days later?
1. You lose all your money gambling.
10. Ubiqitous all-you-can-eat buffets.
9. Finest restaurants in the world.
8. There are more strip clubs this side of the Mississippi.
7. 24-hour liquor sales
6. Residents enjoy warm weather all year round; it's shorts wearing weather, baby!
5. Suburban sprawl.
4. Nevada's unemployment rate is among the lowest in the nation.
3. Where else can you get laid at one of over 100,000 hotel rooms in the city?
2. Where else can you get married on a whim at a wedding chapel, then get it annuled 2 days later?
1. You lose all your money gambling.
"I love showgirls. They are the living, breathing embodiment of everything Las Vegas. I think they get a bad rap.
Casinos weren't built on people winning money.
After 9/11, I suggested that in order to revive the economy here, every man should get a lap dance."
--Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman
Casinos weren't built on people winning money.
After 9/11, I suggested that in order to revive the economy here, every man should get a lap dance."
--Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman
by Tagman77 December 16, 2004
by alex14 July 14, 2006
If you're a tourist, GREATEST place on earth. If you're a local, you hate it because its boring as shit, and the people you call "friends" are fake and shady. Oh and now the unemployment is the highest in the country, and so is the foreclosure rate. Word of advice, never move here, just visit. You'll hate it.
Tourists: "Hey lets go to Las Vegas, greatest city on earth!"
Local: "Man fuck this city, everyone's fake as fuck, I fuckin' hate it here, I can't wait to move, fuck this bro, shitty town and even shittier people"
Local: "Man fuck this city, everyone's fake as fuck, I fuckin' hate it here, I can't wait to move, fuck this bro, shitty town and even shittier people"
by FUCK VEGAS February 3, 2012
A place where residents get pissed at the tourists taking all the space at resturants,stores,and most of all,parking space!
But still,this place isn't bad just because what people say "there is a lot of hookers and drunks." Las Vegas is actually a great,beautiful place. Don't believe the people who hate the place. They probably hate it because they lost all their money on some slot machine in the MGM.
But still,this place isn't bad just because what people say "there is a lot of hookers and drunks." Las Vegas is actually a great,beautiful place. Don't believe the people who hate the place. They probably hate it because they lost all their money on some slot machine in the MGM.
Person 1:Hey,want to go to Vegas?
Person 2:Hell yeah!
Person 3: Las Vegas is a bad place!
Person 1 and 2:Shut up!
Person 3:Why?
Person 1: Because you're a pissy guy who probably lost all their money while gambling.
Person 3: You're right. D:
Person 2:Hell yeah!
Person 3: Las Vegas is a bad place!
Person 1 and 2:Shut up!
Person 3:Why?
Person 1: Because you're a pissy guy who probably lost all their money while gambling.
Person 3: You're right. D:
by IamIceCreamManWoot May 30, 2009
by mojave August 17, 2003
I've lived in Vegas almost all my life, so this is what Vegas really is .
It's hot . Really, really hot . It doesn't really get cold in the winter . It barely ever rains .
Vegas is stereotyped . People see Vegas for the lights, clubs, and strippers . That makes up little of Vegas . Vegas is ghetto and full of gangs . Be careful who you talk to, or be prepared for a shootout . People in Vegas tend to have no common sense, and many are ratchets .
There's long term projects that nobody ever finishes . Like Lake Mead . It's never NOT under construction . Vegas is an ugly place .
There's no type of fun things to do for children under the age of 18 . There's one measly indoor amusement park called The Adventure Dome, and the rides get boring, and nobody wants to pay almost $30 to ride the same few rides over and over again . This is probably the leading cause of increasing gangs . True story .
It's hot . Really, really hot . It doesn't really get cold in the winter . It barely ever rains .
Vegas is stereotyped . People see Vegas for the lights, clubs, and strippers . That makes up little of Vegas . Vegas is ghetto and full of gangs . Be careful who you talk to, or be prepared for a shootout . People in Vegas tend to have no common sense, and many are ratchets .
There's long term projects that nobody ever finishes . Like Lake Mead . It's never NOT under construction . Vegas is an ugly place .
There's no type of fun things to do for children under the age of 18 . There's one measly indoor amusement park called The Adventure Dome, and the rides get boring, and nobody wants to pay almost $30 to ride the same few rides over and over again . This is probably the leading cause of increasing gangs . True story .
*Going out of town*
Person ; "Oh my gosh, you live in Las Vegas? How cool!
Me ; Nah, not really. It's hot and there's nothing fun to do .
Person ; "Oh my gosh, you live in Las Vegas? How cool!
Me ; Nah, not really. It's hot and there's nothing fun to do .
by VegasKidOriginal January 1, 2013