Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!
by scuba steve November 7, 2004
Get the lars ulrichmug. (1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout
(2) Sellout
(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?
(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?
(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.
by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005
Get the lars ulrichmug. Drummer, famous for looking like an angry, evil face making midget, who kicks great amounts of arse.
yo im hittin this metallica show tonight fo sho, just to have a glance at one of them evil-assed grins of my man Lars, bitch
by baos December 27, 2003
Get the lars ulrichmug. Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!
rip cliff burton
rip cliff burton
by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008
Get the F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)mug. Good drummer and is funny asf. He always does something weird and zany simply fir the purpose of having a laugh.
by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023
Get the Lars Ulrichmug. More so a businessman than a musician, In a way if you want to be a platinum record selling artist and inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame it's what you need to be. He was a groupie for Motorhead just prior to forming Metallica and in turn made the first successful independent label.
Lars Ulrich: Don't download my music from Napster! Early 2000's teenager: ok lars I'll take this Kill'em All copy, burn it to my hard drive then stomp the rest of the tracks on a blank CD.
by stainless67 April 3, 2022
Get the Lars Ulrichmug.